So last night, all the Adam-haters out there got what they asked for: a squeaky-clean, hair out of the face, no nail polish version of Adam. As Crazy Aunt Karen noted: his mama has to be thrilled at how good her little boy looked.
And oh yeah, he sang the hell out of his song, "Tracks of My Tears." Nice and neat and tender and AWESOME.
We at Hicks' Pub started the Cincinnat Chapter of the Adam Lambert Fan Club months ago. If you want your membership card, all you have to do is ask. Membership perks include: black wig with long off-center bangs, bottle of black nail polish, eyeliner, a Proactiv starter kit and an invite to the Pub to listen to Adam's songs on iTunes...and if you're really special, we'll buy you a beer while you're here.
UPDATE: Smell ya later, Michael Sarver. Next on the Hicks' Pub Hit List: Scott McIntyre, we're eyein' you...
Fancy Hair Scott is certainly in danger, as is Fancy Skin Megan.
As for Adam, his real name is Guy Liner although recently I have learned that his full name is Les Guy Liner. His ticket to the finals has gotten a little easier what with Ground Round weak for the 3rd week in a row. Twinkie the Chris is certainly a strong contender and Danny the Widower remains a front runner.
When less Guy Liner sang Tracks of My Tears, he certainly channeled his inner Kurt Russell channeling his inner young Elvis. His photo on your blog makes him look like David Archuletta after a few hard years...
Posted by: Tom Rose | April 01, 2009 at 02:12 PM